i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Semen is not good for contacts.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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