Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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