Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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