I think i sorta joined a cult last night
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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