my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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