Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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