he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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