ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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