i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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