I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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