My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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