it hurts more in the daytime
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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