I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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