I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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