Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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