Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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