I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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