did you get engaged???
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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