He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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