so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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