I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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