How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
