we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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