i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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