Sponge bath it is.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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