You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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