the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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