so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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