I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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