There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just want to make out with him forever
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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