3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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