u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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