I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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