How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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