are you still at the devil's house?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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