Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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