so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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