He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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