how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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