so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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