Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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