hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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