After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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