woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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