I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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