Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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