Sry I called you an 8
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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