My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
