i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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