I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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