I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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