I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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