like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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