Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
