I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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