Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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