My cat gives me a boner
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Strip Simon Says: DO IT